Catlife247 LLC
COFFEE FIRST, THEN I'LL DEAL WITH YOUR HISSY FIT
COFFEE FIRST, THEN I'LL DEAL WITH YOUR HISSY FIT
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Caffeine before chaos — it’s the law of the cat lover. 😼☕
This “Coffee First, Then I’ll Deal With Your Hissy Fit” tee is soft, comfy, and made for mornings when even the cats know not to test you. The perfect blend of sass and caffeine energy, it’s every cat parent’s unofficial uniform for surviving the day — one sip and one hiss at a time. 🐱💀
Welcome to the top shelf of tees — the CatLife247 Premium Bougie Collection.
Made with cotton, breathable, and durable enough to outlast nine cat lives. Each one is printed with DTF transfers that bond perfectly to the fine cotton weave, giving you vibrant color and a silky matte finish.
✨ FEATURES
Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
Tear-away label, rebranded with CatLife247 inside logo
Premium softness that feels like your favorite shirt from day one
Printed with love (and the occasional cat hair) 🐈

🌎 OUR PROMISE
Every purchase helps fund CatLife247’s mission — building real cat sanctuaries and helping rescues across America. Because our fashion has a purpose: Leave None Behind™.
Made for cat lovers, dreamers, and rescuers — one soft tee at a time.*BY ORDERING, YOU AGREE TO OUR STORE POLOCIES REGARDING COLORS SOMETIMES VARYING SLIGHTLY AND BECAUSE WE ARE A REAL CAT RESCUE, ORDERS CAN TAKE 3-7 DAYS TO PROCESS. THE KITTIES APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
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